Dead Lingo

est. 2026 · pop. 273 phrases

When did your
slang die?

Name five phrases you actually say. The coroner will date your vocabulary and issue a certificate.
It is rarely flattering.

✠ examination form № 2 ✠

Phrases the patient still says, unironically or otherwise

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0/5 exhibits · minimum 3

Phrases we don’t recognize get filed as Rumored Remains. Your result won’t wait for them.

✠ or bury a single phrase
✠ intake tag № 001 ✠
filed by anonymous120 chars remaining

Submission is anonymous. No login. No data hoarded. Just a verdict.

the ai gives the autopsy. the internet decides.

⸻ from this week's shifts ⸻

Recently Buried

freshly carved tombstones, by date of filing

2010s
“cool cool cool”
Dying
※ starter crypt
2020s
“hop on a quick call”
Parent-Core
※ starter crypt
2020s
“double click on that”
Parent-Core
※ starter crypt
2000s
“take it offline”
Parent-Core
※ starter crypt
2010s
“ping me”
Parent-Core
※ starter crypt
2010s
“thought leader”
Parent-Core
※ starter crypt
⸻ the daily autopsy · no. 282 ⸻

Date the Remains

Five phrases. Guess the decade each one peaked. Share the grid.

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⸻ open to the public ⸻

Enter the Graveyard

Wander the rows. Filter by decade, status, or chaos. Pay your respects to the phrases that didn’t survive their decade.

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⸻ rules of the crypt ⸻

How it works

three ways a phrase can land here

i

You file it

Type a phrase. The coroner checks the records. If it's known, you get the certificate instantly.

ii

It becomes Rumored Remains

If it's new to us, it gets its own wanted poster. Other witnesses weigh in. You may be the First Burial.

iii

The community votes

Bury, revive, dispute. Enough witnesses and the phrase enters the public Graveyard, immortalized.