office of the lingo coroner
Certificate of
Linguistic Death
✠ filed in perpetuity ✠
⸻ Phrase of Record ⸻
“foxy”
Almost nobody says this sincerely.
DECEASED
⸻ Status of Decedent ⸻
Dead
⸻ Peak Era ⸻
1970s
⸻ Cause of Death ⸻
Complimenting people as woodland animals fell from favor.
⸻ Confidence of Autopsy ⸻
72%
⸻ Meaning ⸻
Attractive; alluring.
⸻ Modern Translation ⸻
“A baddie.”