office of the lingo coroner
Certificate of
Linguistic Death
✠ filed in perpetuity ✠
⸻ Phrase of Record ⸻
“slay”
Still broadly in use.
ALIVE
⸻ Status of Decedent ⸻
Alive
⸻ Peak Era ⸻
2020s
⸻ Cause of Death ⸻
Currently serving time in brand captions.
⸻ Confidence of Autopsy ⸻
88%
⸻ Meaning ⸻
Did something extremely well.
⸻ Modern Translation ⸻
“Slay.”