office of the lingo coroner
Certificate of
Linguistic Death
✠ filed in perpetuity ✠
⸻ Phrase of Record ⸻
“woke”
Coroner and community disagree.
DISPUTED
⸻ Status of Decedent ⸻
Disputed
⸻ Peak Era ⸻
2010s
⸻ Cause of Death ⸻
Captured and inverted by its opponents.
⸻ Confidence of Autopsy ⸻
50%
⸻ Meaning ⸻
Alert to injustice. The word is now contested and often used as an insult by people who do not mean that.
⸻ Modern Translation ⸻
“Depends entirely who is speaking.”